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He knocked.
“I’m in the tub!” she cried out, throwing a Pink-Giggle-scented Kidz Fun-Size bubble bath bottle at the door. “Can’t I ever get any privacy?”
He knocked again and with sotto voce said, “I really need to take a dump, hon.”
Moments later she came out of the bathroom wet, angry, and with her underwear on backwards.
"from McSweeney’s Excerpts From Steam Romance Novels For Parents of Young Children”
(Source: mcsweeneys.net)
